Funny Stuff

My other favourite find of the week.

The open flame has imparted a roasted flavor to this vegetable, along with its natural roast
vegetable.

You eat some of a mostly consumed roasted vegetable.
The roast vegetable of vegetable comes through the taste of fire smoke.
You finish the last of a mostly consumed roasted vegetable.

That wasn't the fire wood bundle lol

A momentary flare of heat and light from a dark great stone hearth lashes into the darkness as a
bundle of 5 sprigs of dark-green mint ignites.
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Using a flint flake and a small utilitarian knife, you light a dark great stone hearth.

Hm, the downside to naming a creature like something one is wearing.

give grubs to slipper

(You notice someone moving stealthily!)
With a wheezy screech, Slipper tries to get away!
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You put a small white grub in tasteful rugged buckskin slippers.

Foiled again

pet slipper
With a wheezy screech, Slipper tries to get away!
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Slipper bolts northeast.
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You pet tasteful rugged buckskin slippers.

Not the firestarter we wanted, but the firestarter we needed: musically inclined.
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You get out a small utilitarian knife from a rugged zharalhide mizuda in your possession.
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Using a flint flake and a detailed steel cowbell, you light a pitch-topped torch.

Absolutely lost it at this discovery and reaction.

choke me
OOC (Dice): strength + unarmed - pass
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You wrap both hands firmly around you's neck and begin to throttle the breath out of them.
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RecursionError: maximum recursion depth exceeded while calling a Python object
An untrapped error occurred. Please file a bug report detailing the steps to reproduce.
(Traceback was logged 25-04-20 22:18:01-05).

The mad visionary says to you, "Did you just--"

The mad visionary blinks at you.

The mad visionary says to you, "Are you literally choking yourself right now."

You nod.

You say, "I wasn't expecting it to work."

The mad visionary says to you, "Is it working?"

 

I'm dead. I was there last night, I am positively                     howling. God, that     was fun.