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Gorge Hopper

posted by Rakim

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May 23, 2026, 10:42 p.m.

Word along the Via Maris this late evening is that another broken soul was seen standing - yes, standing! - atop the railing of the Lemnis Span, ready to send themself to the Otherland with terminal haste. Only one person among the passing traffic cared enough to stop and engage, but nevermind about who that was or what he thought. All talk is of the would-be jumper, who did eventually abort their shortcut, Annur be praised.

An onlooker comments with great confusion, "He was terribly casual about it, wasn't he?"

To this, others reason, "Probably all Laced up."

And with that, nobody can sensibly disagree.

May 23, 2026, 10:42 p.m.
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